Live your life in the bike lane, with this bicycle pizza cutter! Let’s be honest, only lonely old pedophiles cut pizza with a knife. You’re not a lonely old pedophile are you?
Your cat, it’s the best cat in the world. You know it, the cat knows it, now let everyone else know it with this exclusive trophy that says as much. Trophies don’t lie.
Say cheese! No wait! How about this one, no waiting for your cheese to develop! Just shake it… mmm, the first one was the best.
This ice cube tray is really just to test the freezing process out. If it works then we’ll use it on Skywalker.
My brother is a germaphobe. Once I stuck my fingers in his soup and he stabbed me with a fork. For THAT! Now, germaphobes rejoice, behold.
Celebrity Nicole Richie’s dad was once famous for something too. This teapot has his face on it! With a music related pun included!
Magic 8-ball type pen that legitimately tells the FUTURE!! How does it work? It’s made from unicorn horn. Duh. I mean, duh.
Have you ever tried to carry a cupcake in your pocket? No of course you haven’t. Cupcakes are hard to carry. This makes it easy for you.
The hottest chili pepper in the world!!! All you do is add water!!! OMG $4.99-$12.99, take your pick!
THE HOTTEST CHILI IN THE WORLD!